welcome to wonderland

If you are a dreamer, come in If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,a hoper, a prayer, a magic bean buyer if you are a pretender, come sit by my fire for we have some flax golden tales to spin come in come in

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via 5miling)

chillucas:

bluntmike:

this means so much to me [x]

the fact that they are in mid rehearsal and they find the time to film michael crawling around and barking like a dog just for our entertainment is the reason i am here

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stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

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butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

(Source: vaxeens, via runawaybagels)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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Hello long distance couples!!!

I have a presentation to do for my human communication class about long distance relationships and if any of you wonderful people would be so kind as to answer some questions i would be forever grateful! I dont have any sort of talent to pay you back for helping me but i can make you a killer mixtape or something

so please!!! come help me!!!

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

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